dairy patriarchy / soy milk feminism
yoghourtnormativity / queer kefir theory

grindr-like iphone/android app for gay cats

so they can check out other gay cats nearby

send them a flirty mew/claw poke

and maybe meet to criticise other gay cats

(equivalent of sex for gay cats)

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bingo hall for cats

all the numbers on the tickets are “mew”

the bingo woman says “mew”

so all the cats say “mew” because they all have won

(word for bingo is “mew”)

a plant

opens a facebook account

and only likes photosynthesis

and classical music 

a gay plant

refuses to be watered

because it’s on a diet

prefers to be watered

with diet coke

grows towards the mirror

in stead of the sun

i google
plant suicide
then
“plant suicide”
but no results

i wonder
if my government
censors information
about plant suicide

maybe the way we live
the way our voice sounds
how we fall in love
makes them very sad

(Fuente: youtube.com)