in a cyberwar context

imagine facebook mines:

facebook pages that make your computer explode when you like them

ayn rand… boom!

kurt voneg-ouch!

miranda jul-ayyy!

so liking a lot of pages becomes a symbol of toughness/experience

like battle scars

or cathedral tattoos

best thing about being a foreigner is that you can say “you cunt” to people you don’t like and they have to take it and assume you said “you can’t”.

（（(((( ＼(・_・)／ ))))）

after the accident i wake up

and i know where barack obama is

the screen showing my heart rate

runs ubuntu linux

it’s like a gaydar

how can i explain?

would be fun to run successful food-review website

where i give marks to foods and decide what alt ppl eat

*knifefork*

give v low marks/’pan-fry’ things everybody likes, like chocolate

so ppl feel guilty if they eat them

(and vice versa) e.g. tofurky gets 10.0 perfect score

it goes on for several years

until something happens like i start hyping mayonnaise

so the site loses all its credibility

despite trying to fix it by giving it a 5.5 afterwards

dairy patriarchy / soy milk feminism
yoghourtnormativity / queer kefir theory