would be fun to run successful food-review website

where i give marks to foods and decide what alt ppl eat

*knifefork*

give v low marks/’pan-fry’ things everybody likes, like chocolate

so ppl feel guilty if they eat them

(and vice versa) e.g. tofurky gets 10.0 perfect score

it goes on for several years

until something happens like i start hyping mayonnaise

so the site loses all its credibility

despite trying to fix it by giving it a 5.5 afterwards