guillermo.loizaga.me

in a cyberwar context imagine facebook mines: facebook pages that make your computer explode when...

Mon, 13 Feb 2012 00:40:00 +0000

in a cyberwar context

imagine facebook mines:

facebook pages that make your computer explode when you like them

ayn rand… boom!

kurt voneg-ouch!

miranda jul-ayyy!

so liking a lot of pages becomes a symbol of toughness/experience

like battle scars

or cathedral tattoos

best thing about being a foreigner is that you can say “you cunt” to people you...

Sun, 12 Feb 2012 21:48:14 +0000

best thing about being a foreigner is that you can say “you cunt” to people you don’t like and they have to take it and assume you said “you can’t”.

（（(((( ＼(・_・)／ ))))）

Photo

Sun, 12 Feb 2012 20:44:38 +0000

Photo

Sun, 12 Feb 2012 20:44:17 +0000

after the accident i wake up and i know where barack obama is the screen showing my heart rate runs...

Fri, 10 Feb 2012 20:06:27 +0000

after the accident i wake up

and i know where barack obama is

the screen showing my heart rate

runs ubuntu linux

it’s like a gaydar

how can i explain?

would be fun to run successful food-review website where i give marks to foods and decide what alt...

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 15:43:43 +0000

would be fun to run successful food-review website

where i give marks to foods and decide what alt ppl eat

*knifefork*

give v low marks/’pan-fry’ things everybody likes, like chocolate

so ppl feel guilty if they eat them

(and vice versa) e.g. tofurky gets 10.0 perfect score

it goes on for several years

until something happens like i start hyping mayonnaise

so the site loses all its credibility

despite trying to fix it by giving it a 5.5 afterwards

Photo

Fri, 03 Feb 2012 14:33:00 +0000

judith butter's "dairy trouble"

Sat, 28 Jan 2012 00:41:00 +0000

dairy patriarchy / soy milk feminism
yoghourtnormativity / queer kefir theory

(two portraits of my flatmate)

Thu, 26 Jan 2012 17:19:59 +0000

(two portraits of my flatmate)

Photo

Thu, 12 Jan 2012 21:43:36 +0000

grindr-like iphone/android app for gay cats so they can check out other gay cats nearby send them a...

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 23:25:00 +0000

grindr-like iphone/android app for gay cats

so they can check out other gay cats nearby

send them a flirty mew/claw poke

and maybe meet to criticise other gay cats

(equivalent of sex for gay cats)

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bingo hall for cats

all the numbers on the tickets are “mew”

the bingo woman says “mew”

so all the cats say “mew” because they all have won

(word for bingo is “mew”)

Photo Essay 5

Tue, 03 Jan 2012 20:13:00 +0000

a plant opens a facebook account and only likes photosynthesis and classical music

Fri, 23 Dec 2011 17:07:00 +0000

a plant

opens a facebook account

and only likes photosynthesis

and classical music

a gay plant refuses to be watered because it’s on a diet prefers to be watered with diet...

Fri, 23 Dec 2011 14:49:49 +0000

a gay plant

refuses to be watered

because it’s on a diet

prefers to be watered

with diet coke

grows towards the mirror

in stead of the sun

Thu, 22 Dec 2011 00:33:00 +0000

i googleplant suicidethen“plant suicide”but no resultsi wonderif my governmentcensors...

Wed, 21 Dec 2011 16:13:00 +0000

i google
plant suicide
then
“plant suicide”
but no results

i wonder
if my government
censors information
about plant suicide

maybe the way we live
the way our voice sounds
how we fall in love
makes them very sad

Photo essay 4

Mon, 19 Dec 2011 15:43:00 +0000

Photo essay 3

Wed, 07 Dec 2011 19:17:00 +0000

Photo essay 2

Mon, 05 Dec 2011 22:07:00 +0000

John Chamberlain – Untitled (foam, 1970)

Katja Novitskova – Skins 2011 (installation, 2011)

Robin Peck - Ás (1200 pound rock and steel bars, 2005)

Geodude (Pokémon, 1996)

The asteroid 243 “Ida” and its moon “Dactyl” (regolith, ????)

Felidae E.V. - British short hair, female, blue, purebred with pedigree (cat, 2011)

Para Marie Calloway

Sun, 04 Dec 2011 16:38:00 +0000

Otros tienen que recorren largos caminos

para conocer a los poetas secretos;

siempre tienen que preguntar

si les han visto cantar

o programando un sintetizador.

http://muumuuhouse.com/mc.fiction1.html

Solamente Marie no tiene que preguntar

qué puente conduce a las imágenes;

en su vida todas las puertas se abren

a un poeta

y al mundo.