a plant

opens a facebook account

and only likes photosynthesis

and classical music 

a gay plant

refuses to be watered

because it’s on a diet

prefers to be watered

with diet coke

grows towards the mirror

in stead of the sun

i google
plant suicide
then
“plant suicide”
but no results

i wonder
if my government
censors information
about plant suicide

maybe the way we live
the way our voice sounds
how we fall in love
makes them very sad